inzika:

jayce:

if you imagine a salt shaker and shake it in your mouth you’ll actually taste it

lovetechnique:

sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

tinak0077:

nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

good morning!

Good afternoon!

Goodnight!

Sweet dreams!

vavvo:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

traumaticchild:

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

gay-boostergold:

Mom says it’s my turn to be the cowboy

proto-homo:

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!